I may be stupid for looking for any sort of logic in a zombie show but, it drives me crazy that the severed zombie heads keep growling and moaning... Pretty sure you need lungs for that.
The only thing better than watching someone else screw up is making fun of it afterwards.
Most Embarrassing Moment known to Mankind!
So me and my friends went to a public beach to go tubing. It was so hot out that we decided to just leave our towels in the car so we wouldn't have to wash them when we got home. So we play a game where we see who can stay on their tube the longest and my tube flips upside down. But as fate would have it as I'm hanging on my swim trunks fall off and are lost. I have my friends drop me off at the near an empty campsite so I can go to my car. Although it was just when they left that I realized that I had no towel. I ran like the wind from tree to tree as I traveled across the campsites. I finally made it to my car. My towel was in the passenger seat and when I when to open the door it was locked! I panicked and ran strait for the bathroom to hide. I quickly opened the door and bolted it only to realize that it was the womens bathroom. I quickly ran from the screaming girls and entered the men's room. I hid for about 30 min until one of my buddies showed up with my keys and a towel. Finally my nightmare was over, or so I thought! On my way home a cop pulled me over because of a burnt out break light. He told me to get out to see it and I had to explain to him why I was wearing nothing but a towel. FML
I live in an apartment with my mom and she likes to burn incents alot. Today when I came home the smoke had gotten so thick that when it got through the doorway it caused the whole apartment building's fire alarm to go off. When my mom saw the fire trucks arriving she snuck out of the apartment and just sat in the car while I had to try and explain myself to the cops. The cop... Read More » told me to quit smoking indoors and stop blaming it on my mom.
My friend and I were at a party one night and found this really, REALLY hot chick. We kind of chilled for a little bit, and enough time passed for my friend to get higher than Doug Benson in "Super High Me". The problem is that when he's high, he gets extremely paranoid....I dunno why. Anyway, being the cool wingman, I told the hot chick to go over and say hi to my "high as Lucy... Read More » in the Sky with Diamonds" friend. So she did. She tapped him on the shoulder, to which she promptly got a hard, loud cracking slap to the cheek. Smooth move, Ex-lax.
Todd McTavish |
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