I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Raw fish, not as good as grilled cow
This girl and I had been dating for a couple of weeks when she suggested we'd go out for sushi. I never had sushi before, but I was pretty sure I wasn't going to like raw fish. Anyway, she was cute and funny enough for me to give it a shot. When we got to the sushi place, I realized they served pretty much anything, and I mean anything, that hopped into the fishingboat. Since I didn't know any of this, she ordered the food for both of us. As expected, I hated it but I somehow managed to keep it together until she ordered the dessert...raw fish eggs. I closed my eyes and battled through those nasty little suckers. When I opened my eyes again, she was sitting there, looking at me in disbelief saying "I can't believe you just ate that. Why did you let me do this to you, why didn't you stand up for yourself? You're being too nice." The whole goddamn evening was a test and instead of being awarded a medal for bravery, I ended up with another fish egg dessert because things ended right then and there. You can never spot the crazy ones until it's too late.
Tuomas Hyvelääinen |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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