Rough Love

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Rough Love
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Raw fish, not as good as grilled cow

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This girl and I had been dating for a couple of weeks when she suggested we'd go out for sushi. I never had sushi before, but I was pretty sure I wasn't going to like raw fish. Anyway, she was cute and funny enough for me to give it a shot. When we got to the sushi place, I realized they served pretty much anything, and I mean anything, that hopped into the fishingboat. Since I didn't know any of this, she ordered the food for both of us. As expected, I hated it but I somehow managed to keep it together until she ordered the dessert...raw fish eggs. I closed my eyes and battled through those nasty little suckers. When I opened my eyes again, she was sitting there, looking at me in disbelief saying "I can't believe you just ate that. Why did you let me do this to you, why didn't you stand up for yourself? You're being too nice." The whole goddamn evening was a test and instead of being awarded a medal for bravery, I ended up with another fish egg dessert because things ended right then and there. You can never spot the crazy ones until it's too late.

Tuomas Hyvelääinen |

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