I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I Found the Key
So I have often described my womanly region as a lockbox to my boyfriend and said that only the perfect man would have the right key to get in there. Well shortly after we started dating I thought that he was the right one as he treats me right and makes me laugh. Now we are both big Austin Powers fans. Well on the night that we first slept with each other, right after he put it in, he says in Goldmember's accent, "Look! My winky was the key!" I laughed so hard that it didn't even hurt. I think he is the one.
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