I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Never mix work and play
For the longest time, I avoided asking out one of my hot coworkers because I was afraid of how awkward it would be if things ended badly between us. But all that went out the window one night when she asked me to hang out with her after work, and then immediately started making out with me. So, we started dating, and after a few weeks I asked her to come to a party to meet my friends, and she didn't show up because she was too busy banging some other guy. As it turns out, working with a girl who cheated on you is just as awkward as I'd imagined.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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