Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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I peed on your slackline.

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Hey you stupid filthy pothead. You know how i took your girlfriend over the summer(she didnt like you...) so you were a little bitch and we gladly took your shit for the semester. After you started making a mess of the entire apartment with that absolutely disgusting ting you call a girl, i got a little fed up. After coming back from christmas break things got a little old. When you started running your mouth constantly about how you would do anything to ruin my school career and life, but didnt do a single thing, i thought it was my time to act. Not only did i take all of your plates and cleaning supplies(not like you and your animal needed any) when i moved out, but all of your shampoo bottles were pissed in. And that slackline you use so you can get attention acting like the overweight circus performer you are, that is saturated in my urine. YOu know how you kicked a hole in my door, well the landlord is coming over to "check the damages" and is going to find you and that animal living in your room smoking weed. Not only are you gonna have to fix my door, but also the cost of 50$ a day for having extra people living there, and maybe a charge for possession. Kicker, i may get my security deposit back. Enjoy that shithole you overweight circus freak!

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