I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Gamers get revenge.
My roommate Sophomore year at the University of Montana was a real bitch. I can honestly say I really did try and make it work, but sometimes, prissy bitches have some grudges before they even know someone. First off, this girl had some serious problems, I put up with her physco ex-boyfriend calling all hours of the day and had to listen to hear yell at him. I also tried to be nice and clean her nasty carpet since she somehow managed not understand that ants in the room where somehow connected to her crumbs all over the carpet. She also had a SERIOUS problem with me playing COD4, even though I played maybe twice while she was in the room. Since I knew she didn't like it, I either didn't play at all for months, or I would wait until she left for awhile to play. I thought it was pretty understanding. Anyways, the kicker came when I asked her if my boyfriend (who lived in MN at the time) could stay with me for 4 nights. I asked her a month in advance and she said that she was fine with it. I then proceeded to ask again 3, 2, 1, weeks after that (she still said it was fine) even the NIGHT before she still said it was fine. Then, once he was with me, all of the sudden it wasn't ok and she told the RA on me. Of course I was pissed and when I asked her about it, she said she "suddenly didn't feel comfortable" with him staying. So, we had sex on her pillows. It's not that bad, but I still smile knowing that at least I did something and she can't do anything about it now. Oh and one last thing, this gamer was on the Dean's List, so I'll see you in the real world, if you grow up! :-)
Kelly W |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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