I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
The other moral: some beers taste a lot like piss.
In my junior year, first semester, I got stuck with 3 random people in my 6-man apartment. I had high hopes that they'd be decent people, but I guess I overestimated them. Anyway, they were your typical douchebag roommates: stole my food, partied like loud assholes on weeknights, tore my posters down, threw garbage cans out the window, and barely went to class. I decided enough was enough when they took the last three bottles of my favorite beer that I had brought back home from break, so I decided to get them back. Since they loved to take my beer so much, I kindly bought them a 6-pack of Bud Light. And pissed in the bottles. I put it back in the fridge, knowing they'd be unable to resist it. And when I checked if it was there a week later, I saw six empty bottles of Bud Light lying around. I guess the moral of the story is this: try to be decent people, and you won't drink piss.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.