Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Take it easy, psycho.

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I should start out by saying my roomate was cool, and so was one of my suite mates, but the other one was a freakin psycho (physically and mentally). We always left their window unlocked so we could bring girls in and come in after hours without checking in with the hall monitor, because the RA was a dick. One night my girlfriend and I got back from a party before anyone else, and I was more than a little drunk. We went through the designated window and unbeknownst to me we pulled down the curtains that the psycho's mom made for him. I was woke up at 7am with him flipping out about it. I felt bad (at first) and told him I will have them cleaned and fixed if anything is still wrong with them. That would have been the end had he not told the woman in charge of running the dorms, that we broke into the room and trashed it on purpose. That got my girlfriend banned from the campus until I graduated and I was on probation. He shouldn't have done that, for his own good. He left his car unlocked alot, so I used black duct tape to put a nice road kill squirrel on the bottom of his passenger seat, when you looked under you couldn't see anything. Without him knowing about it, I moved out of the dorm into my own place about a month before the end of the year. So the day I left, while he was in class, I replaced his toothpaste with ben-gay, and put bleach spots on the crotch of every one of his pants and jeans. Oh yeah, and that 1/2 oz of weed and half a dozen roaches the cops found in his ash tray really weren\'t his, how do you think I know how much was in there? Maybe you will chill out and let things go in the future.

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