Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

May life bring you hell.

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Hey dick, remember all those times you would stack the chairs against my door whilst I opened them to a crash at 7am? Also when you would watch the cavs games screaming and throwing shit around the mod? How about all those times you puked/pissed in my sink? Well...if you're wondering what that rank smell was when you walked out of your room, that's because I took the liberty of pissing all over your door/carpet, hope your wooden door didn't get too soggy. Oh yeah, if you're wondering why your key never worked, sorry for super-gluing the insides of your key holes. Also, that boot you got on your car...don't park in my spot again, bitch. Oh..one last thing, those holds on your scheduling? That's because I got ahold of your email account and sent your professors "hate-mail" describing your insatiable hatred for their classes, and how you had a great time with their daughters on "tipsy tuesdays" at the bars. You're welcome. May life bring you hell.

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