Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Terrible toe jam.

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So....on the 26th you and your girlfriend leave for a "romantic" getaway to vegas, simply because you were talking about trying to spice things up. Why was that again? Oh ya for 2 reasons. #1. You can't make her cum anymore. Dude that sux. The second reason is because you want to start having kids. Understandable when you are near done school and FINALLY grew up. But i gotta ask, why the fuck did you have sex in the laundry room before you left? Is it cuz the washing machine acts possessed and shakes around on spin cycle? I hope it helps your girl I really do. NO! I don't care about that. i wanna know, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CUM IN MY CLEAN SOCKS, AND PUT IT BACK LIKE NOTHING HAPPENDED? U want to knock her up. Wtf? That was the worst toe jam ever ...well needless to say i fed your dog some really old salmon and he got rank diarhea, on your pillow that he sleeps on when you are gone. I left the pillowy softness like you left my socks. Have a fantastic trip.

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