I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
You were drinking water, not whiskey.
While this prank was unintentional, I can't say I'm not glad it happened because you are an idiot. I really didn't appreciate you vomiting all the time and leaving your clothes from a foam party in the corner of our room for weeks, only so they could mildew and stink up the room. Remember that one night the second week of the semester when you barged in at 5 a.m. hammered as none other. I do. I had class the next morning at 9 a.m. Somehow you managed to go to the wrong dorm and misplace your car that you drove home after drinking 6 6-point beers. wow, you're cool. And even worse, you continued to do it, waking me up on a regular basis with your drunken antics. At some point you decided to start boasting about how great your tolerance was after you had downed the rest of your two bottles of liquor at a party. Funny how when you bought two new bottles the next week and got to drinking you got horribly sick and started puking everywhere including on your girlfriend. Sorry she didn't think it was as funny as I did and dumped you on the spot and left our room. Several months later I realized that the reason your "tolerance was so high" was because my buddy and I drank most of your liquor one night and poured water back into the bottles to reset the levels. Looks like your "tolerance" was set to nothing but whiskey-flavored tap water. But if it means anything, your girlfriend sucked, almost as much as you do. Have fun working at AutoZone retard.
Clark C |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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