Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

I hate you.

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Hey fuckface. I was the one who would always mess with your computer. I busted your drive, had a shitload of fun doing it, too. I put caffeine pills and laxatives in your food, fucking with your sleep cycle and giving you the runs. Wasn't just a bug, was it? I was the one who would always use your laundry detergent. Don't worry, though, I made sure to fill it up so you wouldn't notice. With my piss. That wasn't no mountain fresh scent. I deleted your school files, ripped out random pages from your textbook, and generally had a shitload of fun. Stop stealing my shit and using it without permission. It wasn't hard to figure out who it was. Stop into the late hours of the night and disrupting. I really don't know what she sees in you. My next goal is to fuck her and break you guys up. Stop fuckn pissing me off, going to sleep and shutting off the lights randomly at the most random hours then having the nerve to yell at me whenever I have someone over to chill. I can't talk about the sports, but you can cry to her about how your life sucks and how you'll never amount to anything. You are a pathetic loser and I am amazed that you can function in society. You are honestly the stupidest fuck I have ever met. Oh, and by the way, this is just the beginning. Still have 1.5 years with your ass. This is gonna be fun.

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