I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Swallow your pride.
Senior year some friends and I got a house off campus and stacked it with 6 housemates, including this girl I didn't know going in who my friend said was "kind of cool, pretty hot." She was hot indeed, but she was into not doing her dishes, always taking my parking spot after I'd shoveled away the snow, and not paying her share of utilities despite cranking up the heat because she was cold all of the time. Bad blood started between us, and I decided I'd never want her to be happy ever again for the rest of her life. I'm not really sure how Points A and B are connected, but we end up drunk in one of those I-hate-you-I-want-you-fights-in-the-rain that I thought only happened in movies, went back to my room, and she went down on me with little provocation. I sensed something was up and finished as soon as possible. She swallowed, made her way back up my torso for the dreaded post-fellatio kiss, and right then I knew it was all an act; she had me right where she wanted. She spit my load back into my mouth. Suddenly reminded why I never want her to be happy, I licked my lips, smiled, and said, "How did you know?" The moral? Sometimes getting back at your housemate means swallowing your own semen.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.