Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

I got you bitten by a rabid squirrel.

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So I moved out of the dorms to live with my four best friends and girl I had met once or twice, Sam. After a month or so everyone HATED her (her dvds are alphabetized and she has this about 'cleanliness' so she bleaches EVERYTHING but still manages to have some pretty potent B.O. ... did I mention she loves the lion king and watches it endlessly) By christmas break, I was through with the smell and her whiny voice and the ever present droning of 'can you feel the love tonight' so I filled her room with birdseed and opened the window. I was hoping that birds would come in and shit on her stuff but it turned out so much better than that. Not only was it disgusting and cold in her room but she got bitten by a squirrel. (forcing her to get a rabies shot). When she complained to the landlord, he evicted her because of a no pets allowed rule ... I never did thank him for that :) Absolutely no regrets ... it couldn't have turned out better.

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