Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

I'm not great at cleaning. Sue me.

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First off my roommate was completely crazy! He pissed green and didn't flush, wiped his snot all over our shower, took 7 hour long showers (not an exaggeration) stole my school supplies, walked around the dorms naked, and hung his shitty "artwork" all over our room that consisted of poorly photoshopped pictures of himself. At the end of the semester, when we were told to clean our room, I pulled an all-nighter finishing my finals and then scouring my section of the room. I then tell my roommate that he needed to clean his side so we didn't get fined...to which he told me he was the cleanest one in the room and that I should clean up the rest of the room for him because he was super busy with finals and had absolutely no free time to spare for anything. He then went to the local Waffle House for several hours to enjoy their morning specials, and it was during this time that I realized...he was right, I did need to pull my weight and do some more cleaning. First, I decided the toilet needed cleaned, I couldn't find the toilet brush but I figured my roomie wouldn't mind if I just used his tooth brush. Then, I realized the tile floor was kinda dirty, and when I went to reach for the ajax I slipped and dropped it all over his blazer collection. I also noticed a foul smell coming from my roomie's bed, I wanted to febreeze it, but mistakenly sprayed tire cleaner all over it. His CD collection looked in disarray, so I decided to organize it, I couldn't help the fact that I kept sliding them repeatedly over the corner of his desk. Finally he had left his water bottle on the floor, I wasn't sure where he wanted it so I just left it on the floor in front of his computer tower, my bad the lid wasn't screwed on and it was hidden by his shirt. When he stepped on it, it got all over the poor tower, clumsy me. In a weird way, I guess I owe him a thank you, I realized that day that I'm just not cut out for house cleaning.

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