I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
I'm not great at cleaning. Sue me.
First off my roommate was completely crazy! He pissed green and didn't flush, wiped his snot all over our shower, took 7 hour long showers (not an exaggeration) stole my school supplies, walked around the dorms naked, and hung his shitty "artwork" all over our room that consisted of poorly photoshopped pictures of himself. At the end of the semester, when we were told to clean our room, I pulled an all-nighter finishing my finals and then scouring my section of the room. I then tell my roommate that he needed to clean his side so we didn't get fined...to which he told me he was the cleanest one in the room and that I should clean up the rest of the room for him because he was super busy with finals and had absolutely no free time to spare for anything. He then went to the local Waffle House for several hours to enjoy their morning specials, and it was during this time that I realized...he was right, I did need to pull my weight and do some more cleaning. First, I decided the toilet needed cleaned, I couldn't find the toilet brush but I figured my roomie wouldn't mind if I just used his tooth brush. Then, I realized the tile floor was kinda dirty, and when I went to reach for the ajax I slipped and dropped it all over his blazer collection. I also noticed a foul smell coming from my roomie's bed, I wanted to febreeze it, but mistakenly sprayed tire cleaner all over it. His CD collection looked in disarray, so I decided to organize it, I couldn't help the fact that I kept sliding them repeatedly over the corner of his desk. Finally he had left his water bottle on the floor, I wasn't sure where he wanted it so I just left it on the floor in front of his computer tower, my bad the lid wasn't screwed on and it was hidden by his shirt. When he stepped on it, it got all over the poor tower, clumsy me. In a weird way, I guess I owe him a thank you, I realized that day that I'm just not cut out for house cleaning.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.