Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Nice mug shot.

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Hey dirty whore who liked butt sex. How's that criminal record treating you? I saw that mug shot thanks to your now ex boyfriend.. Ever wonder who called the cops on that party you threw at your new roommates' place? How about how that medley of drugs made it into your room in plain site? *Raises her hand* That'd be me. After pretending to bum a surprising variety of drugs off some of your stupid ass art major friends who were too high to realize just how much I was taking, and then hiding them in your room, I preceded to call the cops, tell them who was throwing the party (you) and about how many drugs and drug deals I had seen. I peaced out and put that padlock I'd brought along onto the back gate.. so you and your stupid ass excuses for productive members of society couldn't escape out the back way. That skinny dude got away, but he paid for his freedom sorely with ripped girl pants, and a bloody face from falling down the other side of the fence.. hilarious. You should have apologized when I asked you to for smoking pot at a party I threw when you knew I had a few military friends over who couldn't be exposed to it.

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