Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

They're not forgetting to call.

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My roommate spends her days putting on loads of makeup, and pushing her boobs up in hopes of finding true love. She spends every second talking about how many guys want to marry her. Only problem with this equation is that every week I am kept away to some new guy banging her and "forgetting to call the next day". She spreads rumors that my boyfriend likes her, in hopes to make me as miserable as she is. she complains that i don't clean yet, when i get home from a weekend, dishes are piled high in the sink, the trash is full, and my food is gone from the fridge. she hates that my boyfriend spends the night most evenings (sorry that i actually have a guy that cares about me). she has her mom commence "roomie meetings". so, i started small- not closing her salsa container fully in the fridge, sweeping dust into her room, then it got worse... like a drug... hand soap on her tooth brush, her back up toothbrush was used as a floor scrubber, OH, and your face towel... i wipe myself with it. and those guys that don't call you back- they message me on facebook most weeks asking if we can hang, because they never knew what a hot roommate you had. i tell them sorry. i have standards. enjoy bitch. stop being a fucking crazy psycho.

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