Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Vaseline.

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Well you werent my roommate, or even my boyfriend, but you were my roommates horrible ex-boyfriend who I was not fond of to say the least. While you were out at the houses macking on your new girlfriend who was still in highschool (yea you were a junior), I used my best guy friends priveledges from being a RA to get the master key into your room. Me and my roomie then proceded to knock shit over in your room. I decided to give you a special present though. I had brought vaseline, a pair of panties and lotion and speared the vaseline all in the panties crotch while rubbing lotion all in your messy, black sheets and left the panties in the sheets and locked the door back. I know you would return to your room, drunk, and ready to bang your new broad. Too bad you freaked out when you returned. I found out because there actually was a couple going around the dorms at our school and screwing in random peoples beds. You threw out at your sheets when they would have been fine if washed, after you complained to Res-Life and filed a complaint. Dont mess with my roommate ever again douchbag!

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