I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
This may not end well...
I have recently been drinking with a bunch of co-workers who are mostly female. When I get intoxicated I tend to embarrass myself about my lack of a love life. Because of this have three separate co-workers on a mission to get me laid. The three co-workers are a 29 year old married with a child, a 18 year old Christian who graduated from a church high school and a 22 year old single mother. One of them is going to move away soon and says she has a plan that I will find out in the next two weeks. This is the 18 year old. I'm 22.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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