I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Revenge is a dish best meal with a cold beer.
Long intro cut short. Boy likes girl. Boy asks girl on date only to be cockblocked by housemate who tried to destroy my character. Date was off, she told me why, and I was an antichrist. Over the next six months I kept hitting on her slightly and enjoying her company living the high life in friend zone land. One night her and her bf (the fella who trashed me) had another bad night. "Let's go out for drinks" I said. "Sure, but I'm not that well so I'll stay sober". I got drunk at the pub and we came home to find the bf crying upstairs. We chatted for a while on the couch and as a dare I removed her pants under my duvet on the couch. Half was down, her bf walks in. After 20 mins of him being depressed and me caressing her thigh, she chases him upstairs and she feeds me more beer. I get more drunk and eventually we make out and then have sex. Next morning I told her boyfriend while I was in bed (went alone about 6am). Firstly she tries to let me there's no chance of a relationship between us. I shrug "Right whatever ya think". The she tells her friends how I might've raped her. Her friends pretty much turned against her knowing I had been flirting with her for so long and knowing the type of fella I was. They got back together until the boyfriend (who I continued to live with up until 3 weeks before this) ended up hitting her and ended the relationship. Ahh sweet revenge :)
Enda McNally |
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