It's all about the circumstances...
No jesus today thank you.
I haven been living here for more then two weeks but the Mormons still found me in no time at all Y' know the " have you found jesus" people. Anyway,I was unpacking in the living room; when I saw them walking up my walk way, I put on my Halloween costume from last year(t-shirt w/ blood an' tears all down the back) and I ran out the door slam the door shut; held on to the knob with both hands began shaking the the door violently ( so as to make it look like someone is trying to open it) this started to agitate the dog so he started barking, growling and scratching the door.I turned to the the Mormans and said " RUN DAMMIT they are out of control!" I have never seen a old woman book it like that before
In high school, where I'm from, school dances always include a "day activity" and "night activity," in addition to dinner and the dance. So, for my senior prom, we decided to do it luxurious, and we took our dates for massages as a day activity. Our group was our closest group of 6 friends. One other guy and myself went into the place a couple weeks before to schedule the massages.... Read More »
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