I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Trying new things.
Whenever my girlfriend (ex now) and I would drink together the sex that insude was amazing, and at some times adventurous. One night after we drank pretty hard at a party, we went back to her dorm and starting going at it. Half way through she stops me and looks me dead in the eye and says she wants to be "kinky". We had talked about anal sex before but never planned to try it. I ask her "anal?" And she is game. So with no lube and tons of spit. We try it. I think it was about one pump in when she goes, "Nope, stop." I ask her whats wrong? She says, "that was the most horrible feeling i have ever felt, I don't wanna have sex anymore tonight" We did. We also high fived in the morning for her trying something new. She was an awesome girl.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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