I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
i have two stories i feel compelled to share about my boyfriend and i of close to six years. 1) after sex when his junk is still erect, we have made it a tradition for me to hold my hand within a few inches from it while he flexes it up to give me a high-five with his penis. 2) when either of us says something with a negative state of mind, I call him nancy (negative nancy) and he calls me debbie (debbie downer). it makes us laugh, and we feel not so negative anymore. this, is love <3
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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