I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
"Let's just do it."
My fiance is notoriously known for her "English Fails." She has her own special way of putting her foot in her mouth in the most hilarious ways. I'd been chasing her for a while before we started dating, but she was worried about me transferring schools and was resisting. One day I hint towards going steady, again, and she looks me in the eye and says "I give up. Let's just do it." Of course she immediately realized how that sounded and freaked out clarifying "I give up resisting! It's a silly reason not to date!" But it was too late the damage was done. She is not allowed to tell people how we got together now.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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