I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Just mauled a bear in the bathroom, NBD.
I was recently seeing a girl who, like me at the time, was leaving the country in a month, and wanted to fool around. One night when drunk at mine we had sex and to her embarassment, the next morning, we woke up to find blood on the sheets. She explained this was because it was her first time (as her period was 2 weeks ago). I felt bad that we were drunk for her first so, we met up again 2 days later, sober, to go again. After goin at it a while and goin down on her (lights off), i went to the bathroom for some water (lights on), when i saw in the mirror to my horror my face covered in blood. Rather than ask her to explain THIS, I, in some unexplainable spark of annoyance/traumatisation/makin-light-off-it: i walked back in with bloody face and scared her with a "grrrr!"!
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