Rough Love

Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.

Rough Love
uPick

Going Commando

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One time my girlfriend and I were in her house. Her mum had gone out for the night so we thought it'd be a great idea to have sex in the living room on the couch. Everything was going fantastic but then it turned out her mum had come home really early. So there we were both naked on the couch. We then hurried to grab all our clothes off the floor. Luckily the chain on the door was locked so she couldn't get in. However she was getting suspicious or so we thought, so we grabbed our clothes and my girlfriend let her in and went to the bathroom to get her underwear on which she had not done. However the real problem came when I realised she had taken mine as well. However I didn't know this and now I was left alone in the living room with her Mum with no underwear on all the while my eyes darting around searching for my lost boxers so that I could hide them. My girlfriend came back eventually but all the while I was awkwardly silent as I was too embarassed to say anything and to make matters worse I was uncontrollably shaking from the embarassment. I then quickly left the house shortly afterward and escaped the situation. Luckily her mum was drunk and didn't remember anything the next day. So this is one commando who didn't get caught

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