I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Around Halloween this year, my boyfriend started to believe that I am a witch and that I sometimes use my powers against him. His most recent "evidence" of my witchcraft came from something that happened in our Fantasy Football League. The week after we played each other, his normally top notch team got the lowest score of the week and was knocked out of an Elimination Pool to win a little pot of cash. He is convinced that I "hatewished" his team after I lost to him and caused him this misfortune. The truth is, I really did hatewish his team and got a lot of silent pleasure out of it when my wish came true.
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