I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
shortly after starting sophomore year i started flirting with a lot of college girls, the problem is the girls no sensible guy would want would be included. it wasn't an accident that i would flirt with these girls, though. its a well known fact that unwanted girls tend to have hotter or cuter friends and i was just using these girls as a proxy to get to meet them. however, this tactic successfully backfired on several occasions, but one occasion sticks out above the rest. so, one of the unwanted girls invited me to a party that i knew her cute friends would be at. i felt as if my pants were going to explode when the door open at the party, almost every girl there was an eight, or above, out of ten. i proceeded to accept jello shots from this blonde, but before i could start flirting the ugly girl i had used to gain access to this den of aphrodites grabs my arm and proceeds to tell everyone who still had ears (spoiler alert: all of them did, well except for the cute chick who was in a car accident a year prior) that i was interested in her and aggressively, and i mean a tiger fighting a bear aggressive, said to all the girls to back off. embarrassed and defeated i walked outside to avoid the rest of the girls. the loudmouth girl joined me shortly and i had to tell her that i was not at all interested in her. after all this i have learned something, and now i proceed to meet new potential gf's either in class directly or though friends.
koby s. |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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