I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
So it was homecoming week and I had asked this girl I really liked to go to the dance with me. We went to dinner with some friends of ours and everything seemed to be going great. However when we got to the dance I saw her running to a different group of her friends. So I followed her only to have her do this again not soon after. I thought maybe she was testing to see if I followed but after an hour or so I gave up and waited in the lobby area to take her home. After hanging out with a friend of mine who had gone to the dance solo, people began to leave I looked around for her. I texted her and she said she had already gotten home.By the time I left I was literally the last one there and really depressed. I really liked that girl.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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