OK so me and my then current girlfriend were sitting in my living room watching an episode of How I Met Your Mother one lazy Sunday night with the house completely to ourselves. Now the episode we were watching was "The Naked Man" in which, you guessed it, a man strips down naked in order to try sleeping with a woman on the show. Me and my girlfriend were still reeling when the credits popped up and she went off to make some more popcorn. So I'm sitting there when the crazy idea creeps into my head to try The Naked Man out for myself. Now I was still a virgin so any idea to help me get laid was a good one to me so i strip down stark naked and stand there in a classic Superman pose waiting for her to get back. It took me about 30 seconds to realize that even though I was naked and about to attempt to have sex my "flag" wasn't raised all the way. It was like some kind of excitement/nervous pre-potential-sex-freak-out thing was blocking the part of my brain that sent signals from one head to the other so I tried the only (at the time) sensible thing I could think of and tried to get hard as fast as I could. And of course as luck would have it my girlfriend comes back and catches me literally with my dick in my hand. She spent the better part of the next 20 minutes laughing on the floor as I hastily got my clothes back on with my face feeling like the sun in a pizza oven. Eventually I had to use the bathroom and when i got back my girlfriend was spread out on my sofa naked and I finally cast off my virginity like 3 minutes later. Needless to say The Naked Man may work 2/3 times but The Naked Woman works 100% of the time.