I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I recently broke up with my girlfriend. She said she was sad but understood and that this was for the best. She also said she hoped we remained friends because I was her "best friend." Two days after we broke up I get a 3 page long text about how I'm being uncivil because I blocked her on Facebook...I didn't block her on Facebook. The following day she actually blocks me on Facebook and then at midnight, when I'm trying to sleep, she sends me another 3 page message apologizing for blocking me and saying "I won't talk to you again till you can handle it." I'm fairly certain she's the one who cannot handle it. Even better, the following morning I come to find she's un-friended me on Facebook. Little did she know I had already unsubscribed from her page so she wouldn't be in my feed. Winning.
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