I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Say my name.
My girlfriend and I are from different cultures and I'm always scared I'm going to pronounce her name wrong. So, I always use some sort of nickname, cutie, baby, babe, etc. Unfortunately, if I want any sort of action, making out, hand jobs/blowjobs, or even to cop a feel, she makes me say the "magic password". The password being her name. Aren't I supposed to be the one saying "say my name"...?
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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