I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
To die for.
A female friend and I decided to watch a recording of a human dissection one day earlier this week. The recording also featured a living, naked (and well-endowed) male model as a reference for the way muscles move, etc. At one point the camera flipped from the cadaver to the male model, to which my outraged friend shouted "I want to see the dead guy, not the live guy's junk!" I think any guy who wants to date her will have to truly believe that she is to die for.
Callistan Sairias |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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