I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
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Back when I was inexperienced and young, my then girlfriend agreed to try anal after months of me trying to persuade her. One night she said ''let's do it" and I gleefully hopped to the bathroom to get some lube. After I returned with said lube she got on all fours and I proceeded to apply it. Still applying the lube for about 20 seconds as to get a good amount on there, I hear a sharp "wait..wait babe.. wai--" coming from my girlfriend. She then began to panic; "it.. it hurts!! what the, what the hell it burns like crap!! get it off, oww!" I looked down at the lube I had grabbed, as did she, and we realized I had grabbed some deep heat vapor rub instead of my k9 jell. Her painful expression coupled with eyes that cried "how the hell could you do this to me?!?" was signal enough that anal was to be a no go zone from then on. "Bah no big deal" I thought, as I wasn't all THAT interested. I could live without some butt play. So I laughed the mistake off and pretended it was a joke so as not to seem inexperienced and dorky. As it turned out, that 'little mistake' was the beginning of the end, a 2 year loving relationship quickly became a series of one night stands with miss Palmer and her five daughters. Good times.
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