I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Afternoon delight can be dangerous.
I've been "dating" a very close female friend of mine for over 2 years now. We used to work together and since I lived only 10 minutes away from the office, it was very common for us to arrange a sexual lunchtime rendezvous at my place. She recently changed jobs and one day during work she was feeling frisky and started sexting me. This got both of us very horny so we decidedwe decided to meet up and rekindle those lunchtime memories. She arrived at my place early so she could undress and pounce on me the second I walked in the door. She heard me walking up the stairs outside so she decided she was going to surprise me. I opened the door to walk back to my room and she jumped right out in front of me. It scared the shit out of me! I immediately flailed around and we ended up butting heads. I knocked her tooth loose and she ended up making an emergency trip to the dentist that afternoon. I had a gash over my eye that wouldn't stop bleeding and needed stitched up. Needless to say, we haven't tried to rekindle any more lunchtime memories. Going back to work that day and trying to explain my gashed eye that had 4 band-aids on it wasn't exactly easy.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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