I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I decided I wanted ice cream and was driving by my girlfriends place. So I called her up and asked if she wanted to get some ice cream too. S "Where are we going?" R "Baskin Robbins" S "But I want cold stone" R "well I want my birthday cake icecream" (Every year in July Baskin Robbins has "america's birthday cake" ice cream and i love that stuff) S "But we always go to Baskin Robbins" R "Yeah but Baskin Robbins is delicious" S "But you like Cold stone too" R "Yeah but Baskin Robins is delicious" S "But I don't want Baskin Robins" R "Yeah but Baskin Robins is delicious" S "MAYBE YOU'RE DELICIOUS" I was about to say "Yeah but Baskin Robins is delicious" again to bother her but I did some thing much better. I put 1 hand behind my head and in the most charming and manly voice Icould manage i turned to her and said: "... I AM DELICIOUS!!" She flailed her arms at me in anger, because she knows i will never let that go. During other conversations I always try to bring up how delicious I am.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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