I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My girlfriend was playing Minecraft (another game i convinced her to play) so just for a laugh I sneaked up behind her and used my phone to play the explosion sound that a creeper would make. She was pissed soon as she found out it was me. She drooped her mouse got up and punched me harder than I knew she could. Best part is she left her charter in the middle of the ocean and almost drowned while holding a full set of diamonds.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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