Rough Love

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Rough Love
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Happy Valentine's Day.

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During my second year of college, I was seeing a girl who attended another school about four hours away. We weren't official, but things were, or at least I thought they were, getting pretty serious. Anyway, we weren't going to be able to see each other for Valentine's Day, which was on a Monday, so I thought it would be sweet to drive up on the preceding Friday and stay the night. She cooked me dinner and we watched a movie together. We had already discussed sleeping together previously; she claimed to be a virgin and wished to remain so until marriage. This was fine with me, seeing as how I really liked her and thought we might have a future together. (This was a very foolish period in my life). Accordingly, that night we fooled around, but didn't have sex (she also claimed it was "that time of the month"). I left the next morning and drove back to school, feeling pretty good about myself and our relationship. The very next night, she got drunk at a guy's birthday party and slept with him. Needless to say, our relationship went downhill from there.

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