I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
How to kill the mood.
I recently started seeing this girl and the other night she stayed over. We had a bit of a session, as you do early in a relationship, anyway she was on top and going to town, I flicked her over and kept going. Unfortunately I could feel a massive fart brewing, I was doing all I could to hold it in but I was too into the moment and lost control. It was like that scene in Step Brothers, the fart just kept going, it was wet, sloppy and stunk like you wouldn't believe. I lost it, I broke out into an uncontrollable fit of hysterics, lucky for me she found it hilarious also. If you ever want to kill the mood, just drop a fart.
Anon Anon |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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