I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Put your clothes on.
Me and my first serious girlfriend, this was about 8 months ago, so we'd been dating for 3 months, were fooling around in my room as we usually did, when my mom gets home. Unbeknownst to her, we were having sex. So, unthinkingly, she opens the door starting to say "Hey guys, i'm home." and instead sees her eldest son on top of his girlfriend. All I can clearly remember is immediately covering our heads' which were the only things not covered by a blanket already, with my giant blanket and cowering under it in the way small children do when hiding from monsters. At this point my Mom calmly asked, "Drake, what are you doing?" I replied, stupidly, with, "Uhhh, nothing." Then she commenced to ask it twice more, one with the same response. As she asked yet again, a wave of brilliance (as I see it) took hold of me and FORCED me to reply "This is exactly what it looks like." My Mom, stunned, just looked at us and said "Put your clothes on." That night ended awkwardly.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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