I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
A vs. B
I have this issue with two guys... One is a total hottie(A) who is super full of himself and has gone out with a ton of popular chicks and ppl I am friends with! He's your average man-whore... The other guy(B) is kinda built like an adorable teddy bear! He's short, and round but not really that fat. B is exactly my type: he's slightly perverted(well... Not slightly....) he has and amazing sense of humor, and he's easy to talk to! If randomly texted B and said "GIrl boner!!". He would text back immediately and say "we're u thinking of me when that happened?" He also compliments me as much as possible on the things i might be self conciliation about: he's always talking about how perfect my boobs are (I'm only a cup size a...) and that I always cheer him up and make him happy! Guy A is just plain awful... He's obsessing over me because I am the only girl who won't go out with him. I feel like I'm Stephan in that Kesha song!!! I really like being friends with Guy A though, I just like Guy B a hell of a lot more! So my message to Guy A: get over yourself honey! I don't wanna go out with you! You have noooooo idea how to talk to women! You always brag about stuff you think I'm interested in! I'm. Not. Interested. But i hope we can be friends cause your still fun to talk to. Sorry honey, but Guy B is just so sweet!
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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