I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Hunny, remember Valentines Day a few years ago, you left early without your jacket, said you'd be back later? Remember how you ate my "delicious" cookies that I baked AND shaped into saying, "I Love You" with our names, with a cookie me <3 cookie you? Well, I put your jacket away and your hoes numbers fell out of your pocket, yes numbers as in plural, along with their photos, shortly after pouring my heart into the cookies to make sure they were perfect. So, I threw them in the trash while you were still "out." Then I felt bad for wasting all that hard work and food, so I picked them up out of the trash and placed them back on the dinner table where I knew you would find them. Luckily I came out of our room just in time to see you eat them.
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