I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Everything happens for a reason.
My ex girlfriend and I dated for about three years. She wanted to take everything slow (it was at least a year before we kissed...on the cheek), and i respected that for her. She seemed to think that we were having problems in our relationship but neglected to tell me, who thought everything was fine. She tells me she wants to take a week and not talk at all so she could think about everything. I wanted to resolve everything right there, but agreed. three days into the week she wakes me up with a phone call and breaks up with me--no real explanation, no reasoning, no chance of changing her mind. Obviously confused and hurt, I start talking to talk to a few people...none of whom really knew the situation. So I talk to her best friend (who I've known for quite some time) to try to get that "why" question answered. Shortly after we start dating and plan to be married within 7 months when shes's out of school. Oh, and we started kissing long before a year...
anonymous. also anonymous |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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