I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I was in my room making out with my girlfriend and she stops and says to me "If you can manage to take my bra off with one hand, I'll let you look at my boobs." After I figured out how to take the damned thing off her, I yelled, in a similar fashion to Captain Falcon's Smash Bros. taunt, "Show me your boobs!" She slapped me.
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