I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I was "friends" with this really hot girl and after a couple of years of knowing her we decided we should do that thing, you know the one. So we get in bed and start doing it but it was, like, awful. We both agreed it wasn't happening and it was best we just be friends. About a year later she introduced me to her identical twin sister and we hit it off as friends right away. We were at the Guggenheim one day and suddenly she (her sister) pulled me to a little corner behind a painting and put me in a lip lock. Wow! What a difference. So I finally got to do that thing, you know the one, with that girl. Well, close enough. Hey, this was thirty years ago, I was a pair of testicles with a man hanging off the back, what did I care. And we didn't do it in the museum but, y'know, later. I always wondered if it was Jackson Pollack that made the difference.
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