I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
So my current boyfriend always has a habit of starting fights and pissing me off right before my time of the month. Well Tonight I decided to get even while he was playing call of duty and he was on mic yelling for what ever reason why he shouldn't have died I decided to take advantage and go down on him his yelling soon turned into "what are you doing.. hey!" and then that followed by lots of adorable squeaky noises. Well after the his match he thought he was going to get some more action. I stood up wiped my mouth and told him sorry I'm on my period. When he asked what that was for I told him he shouldn't be such a jerk 3 days before my Period and it was strictly Karma. So after leaving him left high and dry maybe now hell be a little bit more nicer when that time of the month roles around ;D
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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