I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I invited my girlfriend over to my house to have sex for the first time. My mom and her boyfriend were at work, so my grandmother was downstairs taking care of my two younger brothers. To make sure they wouldn't hear us upstairs I put on the first dvd I could find which was the War of The Worlds musical. Now as anyone who's seen the musical knows, the Martian war machines let out a scream of "Ooolaa!". Well I ended up cumming right in the middle of an "Ooolaa!", so now it's a joke between me and my girlfriend that Ooolaa is slang for sex.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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