I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
...Oh, well, thank god for that.
I once pinched my perineal nerve and that caused my tallywacker to go numb (but still functional apparently). My gf at the time wanted to see if I could still perform, while not being able to feel anything down there. After a very long time to get me going, we were going at it with her lying prone on the bed. She was close and I was going at it furiously when all of a sudden I slipped out and quickly put myself in. Due to the fact that I couldn't feel anything on my dick, I didn't realize that I had just thrust all of me in her poop chute. It took me a few thrusts to realize that those screams of ecstasy were in fact screams on incredible sodomizing pain. ... I did manage to cum though!
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