I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Remember that scene in 'Shutter Island' where Leonardo DiCaprio is in the lighthouse, outside the last closed door, listening for any signs of movement, then, when he does hear a shift behind the door, he quickly pulls back, with a horrified look on his face before kicking in the door? Yeah, well, that seems to be a popular scene with my girlfriend. It replays everytime I masturbate. I can feel her presence right outside the bathroom. I try to be quiet. Too late. I hear her pull back, I imagine that same horrified look. She pounds on the door and screams at me, she somehow feels left out when I masturbate. But what does she expect, she give handjobs like a brakeman trying to stop a train.
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