I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Stinky, chubby princess.
My boyfriend is from Bosnia and is fairly fluent in English, but he tends to misuse certain words. Once he told me I smelled good, and after that began to call me his "stinky princess". Then he saw some pictures from when I used to be a bit overweight and started calling me his "chubby princess". I tried to explain that "stinky" and "chubby" aren't really compliment words, but it must have gotten lost in translation because these continue to be his two main pet names for me. I'm starting to get a complex...
Aben Wogatzki |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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